Gonna be a bear

In this life, I’m a woman. In my next life, I like to come back as a bear.

When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat and eat.
i could deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children ( who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. if your cubs get out of line, You swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you are a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat !!!

YUP… gonna be a bear

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